mannequindepressed:

"But what if my husband finds out?" Nettoyage cried. "Let him," The Purse responded, "I want the world to know that I love you." Nettoyage smiled and reached inside of him to retrieve a loose piece of gum with a hair on it.

my new fav tumblr
3dcustomboy:

tibets:

i’ve thought about this at least 2 times a month since i first saw it a year ago

these girls aren’t mutually exclusive im both of these girls

If Each Zodiac Sign Was A Drug

zodiacsociety:

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